When Trip was a teenager, he had a girlfriend with a disturbing melon fetish. Even I don’t really want to get into it.
I’m not sure what you mean by that. Is there a proper or improper way to answer asks? Can you lend me a Tumblr Ask guidebook of some kind?
It’s exhausting sometimes, (we’re in the middle of a huge project), but it’s a moderately rewarding job. I get more excited about my hobbies, really.
We’re actually in the middle of redoing the kitchen. The last one looked absolutely hideous, as most of my decorating attempts turn out. It would’ve looked wonderful when you were visiting, but someone always tells me about our guests at the last moment.
Um…. You know what I do when I have marital issues? I let Trip invite his friends over and one way or another, they get addressed. So… what do you think, readers?
Interesting!
(Source: starsinthegutter)
No. Trip, why is it that we always have to invite your weird friends over instead of my much more normal friends? Oh yeah, because you smother them with your “sophisticated” act.



